Sarcastic Crystal Pictures

I haven’t lost my mind. Half of it wandered off and the other half went looking for it crystal picture
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I just googled my symptoms. It turns out I just need more crystals - crystal picture
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Some people need a few drops of aqua tofana crystal picture
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Life's a beach crystal picture
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I have selective hearing. I'm sorry you were not selected crystal picture
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You call is swearing. I call it enhancing my sentences crystal picture
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Never trust an atom, they make up everything crystal picture
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Yes I know there is a special place in hell for me. Its called a throne crystal picture
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Be happy. It drives people crazy crystal picture
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Be happy in front of those who don't like you. It kills them crystal picture
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If it's the thought that counts, I should be in jail crystal picture
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What the fork is for dinner crystal picture
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I have not yet lost my marbles, but there's definitely a hole in the bag crystal picture
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Whew that was close! I almost had to socialise crystal picture
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Being an adult is like the dumbest thing I've ever done crystal picture
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Being a functional adult everyday seems a bit excessive crystal picture
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How about no crystal picture
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Calm the flock down crystal picture
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Zero flocks given crystal picture
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Hold on, let me over think this crystal picture
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If karma doesn't smack you, I will crystal picture
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I have it all together. I just forgot where I put it crystal picture
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I’m a multitasker, I can listen, ignore and forget all at the same time crystal picture
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Probably late for something crystal picture
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Well aren't you a fun little lollipop triple dipped in psycho crystal picture
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Well, well, well if it isn't the consequences to my own actions crystal picture
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Warning! This family contains nuts crystal picture
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My kids laugh because they think I'm crazy. I laugh because they don't know it's hereditary crystal picture
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That's a horrible idea. What time? Crystal picture
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Common sense isn't a flower that grows in everyone's garden crystal picture
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The difference between coffee and your opinion and that was I asked for coffee crystal picture
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There is no need to repeat yourself, I ignored you just fine the first time crystal picture
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Sarcasm is my love language crystal picture
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I'm not a hot mess, I'm a spicy disaster crystal picture
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I was taught to think before I act, so if I slap you rest assured I've thought about it and I'm confident in my decision crystal picture
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I love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face, but with words crystal picture
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I was born to be wild. But only till 9pm or so crystal picture
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Creative people don't have a mess. They have ideas lying around everywhere crystal picture
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If you can't kill them with kindness, just try poison crystal picture
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If you see me talking to myself move along, we're having a team meeting crystal picture
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I like my coffee as black as my soul crystal picture
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I'm going to let karma deal with it. If I deal with it I'm going to jail crystal picture
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I didn't mean to push all of your buttons. I was looking for mute crystal picture
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I don't have enough coffee or middle fingers for today crystal picture
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I am allergic to stupidity, I break out in sarcasm crystal picture
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I never wish death upon those who have done me wrong crystal picture
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Never mistake my silence for weakness crystal picture
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Sometimes you have to say cluck it and walk away crystal picture
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Keep it up and you'll be a strange smell in the attic crystal picture
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Some people are such treasures, that you just want to bury them
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I'm mostly peace love and light, and a little go smudge yourself
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Zombies eat brains. Don't worry you're safe crystal picture
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You inspire my inner serial killer crystal picture
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